The day before my last three days of school was so nice. I did homework and ate. Oh, wait. That's all I ever do. Well, hey, then my life is nice! What? Socialize? You kid me. Pffft. What do you call sitting next to people in class huh? Hmm. Subject change real quick. I just noticed that when I'm thinking these entries while I type I have an insanely dirty mouth. I (in my head) emphasise each sentence with a "fuck" or a "balls" or "fucker!" or "eat my metaphorical balls!" to say the least. Again, all in my head. It's more or less my second home. Anyway, what was I posting about? Oh yeah, hashed sweet potatoes. They're way good! I also put in onions and carrots as usual. I will tell you that I thought about putting in some celery, but it drooped in a most pathetic manner when I pulled it out of fridge (and thusly quickly said a prayer or two and placed it in the trash). I'm just kidding. I don't pray! Only when I damned. See that? I'll stop. No one wants to hear what I'm really thinking. I'll continue to censor myself. All for the sake of my lovely readers.
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