That's right. I took a nap that long. It was amazing. I didn't even cognize that I was tired, not until I hopped onto my bed to turn on the light next to it. That final Spanish portfolio that's due tomorrow? Yeah, it's due tomorrow. I totally had this plan to finish it tonight and be all sorts of greats (me, that is) but it will have to wait until tomorrow. What did I do that made me so tired? Who knows, life maybe. Anyway, on to the food! I woke up with a belly aching for tortillas. But not enough to walk half a block to the market and peruse the two isles for old, no-college-student-gives-a-shit-about-you-tortillas. I don't think anyone buys anything there except pop and chips. Oh, excuse me, I forgot to include milk. That's right. Bros will still drink their milk. To start a day of beer-pong off the right way! Sometimes I see their moms pull up in their large SUVs to help Timmy or Derek with the laundry. (I am) so nice. But really, who could resist making fun of boys that have, on more then one occasion, insisted on only making incoherent vocal noises at me while walking past me, such as grunts or screechs. I'm not talking about cat calls. Nope, just hoarking and hissing, all that good stuff. So, back to the tortillas! I was tired from the nap so they're thick little buggers, but I like them. They're mine. My delicious, fat children who I made and then ate like any sensible person would. I made them into quesadillas. Mmm.
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